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'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"I love fast break business success."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

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'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'But you said to clean my room.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Time manager'

"Give it all you got is the motto of my wife's divorce attorney."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'