Court Conqueror T-Shirts

"Anyone for tennis?"

'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

Kid rage.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Banked on a college degree without an NBA career to fall back on.

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

I love Tennis

Anyone for tennis?

Sportsmen.

Tennis

"I love fast break business success."

Badminton player.

Tennis

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Actually... She is the best hooker out there.'

'Personally, I find being #1 is highly overrated!'

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

I love badminton.

Tennis Racket

Homo Gamus

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Gamers

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."