Court Conqueror Prints

"Anyone for tennis?"

'The difference between retirement and old age is where you put the ice.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Roger Federer.

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

Kid rage.

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

Rafael Nadal

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Banked on a college degree without an NBA career to fall back on.

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

I love Tennis

Anyone for tennis?

Sportsmen.

Monica Seles

Tennis

"I love fast break business success."

Dominika Cibulková

Badminton player.

Tennis

"Pickleballers – one mile away."

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'Actually... She is the best hooker out there.'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

Rafael Nadal

'Personally, I find being #1 is highly overrated!'

NBA Vampire

"Apparently they're both going for back to back wins."

I love badminton.

You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Hoops Squad?! Mumble. How could you do that? How could you use artificial substances to make them stronger, faster and better athletes? How could you not give me any of the juice? And thus, driven by competitive zeal, society spun out of control. P.S. - To be continued. Next week: A shocking secret!

Tennis Racket

Homo Gamus

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."