Cost-saving Crusaders Pillows

"Then it's agreed -- we let the Russians handle our ad campaign."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

'If I'm going to do an effective job of reducing costs, I'm going to need a bigger budget.'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'And finally, there's option three, a classic business model that would reduce our marketing, supply-chain and production expenses by 85 percent!' '

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."

"One day this will all be outsourced."

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'I'm feeling a lot better, Nurse -- how about switching me to the cheap stuff?'

"It's not a coupons. It's a printout from your health insurer warning you to cut back on the carbs."

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

"The good news is we're going paperless. The bad news is it's the employee's bathrooms."

Cutting the cost of assisted living facilities

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

It's the only crossing guard they can afford.

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

Energy bills rise

You're getting cheaper, Armstrong. I'm getting more efficient. It's the American way. Businesses have to keep growing profits to satisfy their investors. The innovative entrepreneur finds ways to grow sales while constantly cutting costs. By giving customers used straws. They're broken in.

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

Children are pulled in cart privided by the school contingency fuel fund.

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"