Cost-conscious Crusaders Pillows

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

Office Smoking Conflict

January Sales

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

It's the only crossing guard they can afford.

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

Energy bills rise

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

"It's not quite the same."

"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

German cities ban diesel cars.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you that when I come to hammer out the budget details, I do not fool around.'

'I think we should budgets we draw up.'

Aisle 4 Water

'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'