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Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

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It's the only crossing guard they can afford.

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

Carb free support group: 'Oh boy! I can have my cake and not eat it, too!'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

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"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

German cities ban diesel cars.

"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

"It's not quite the same."

'We would save even more money if we delivered mail ONLY on Saturdays...'

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

'Spiralling costs! We're all in the same boat, Vicar.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, I must warn you that when I come to hammer out the budget details, I do not fool around.'

'I think we should budgets we draw up.'

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