Cost-conscious Crusader Gifts

Expensive water supplies.

What everyone wants for Christmas 2022

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

'£40 for three stiches! I'm glad you're not my tailor.'

'Y'know, the cost of living has stayed the same for the past twenty years...' 'Ten percent more than I earn!'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

COP26 GLASGOW

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'I blame global warming.'

Office Smoking Conflict

Effects of drought

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

"If I hold this plastic bottle to my ear I can hear the ocean calling for help. . ."

"This company wants to make money, NOT spend money. Turning on the lights would go against our goal."

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.