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"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

'£40 for three stiches! I'm glad you're not my tailor.'

'Y'know, the cost of living has stayed the same for the past twenty years...' 'Ten percent more than I earn!'

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"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'And finally, a steady decline in earnings has forced us to trim the presentations budget.'

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

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"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

COP26 GLASGOW

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'And exactly how much less did it cost to implement Five Sigma instead of Six, Dwayne?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

Office Smoking Conflict

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"Reboot? I've kicked it six times, but it still won't work?"

'I blame global warming.'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

Effects of drought

"In order to cut costs we are no longer animating our presentations..."