Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.
Optimistic Crusader Gifts
Looking for a gift for your optimistic crusader? Our collection captures the lively, hopeful spirit of those who never give up. Whether they’re tackling everyday battles or pursuing big dreams, these fun, creative products help boost their morale and remind them of their inner strength.
Batman at the Maternity Ward
"Be kind"
"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."
"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."
"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"
What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!
Please Give
"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"
This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.
Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.
"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."
It's for you.
"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"
"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."
"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"
'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'
"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."
"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"
Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.
'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'
Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.
Relaxation Technique
Honey badger do care.
"Temperatures are rising."
Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.
Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.
Never Apologize for Being Yourself
"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."
Trying to switch on the computer.
"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"
'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'
"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."
Non-profit organization chart
Marooned Painter
Optimistic Crusader Gifts Collection
Optimistic Crusader Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs, perfect for optimistic crusaders who love starting each day with a hopeful message.
Optimistic Crusader Pillows
Find pillows that add a touch of encouragement and comfort, perfect for every crusader’s uplifting space.
Optimistic Crusader Prints
Browse our prints to inspire hope and joy in any room—great for your optimistic crusader to keep motivation close.
Optimistic Crusader T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate resilience and positivity—ideal for crusaders who want to wear their optimistic spirit.