Optimistic Crusader Gifts

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Be kind"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Please Give

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Relaxation Technique

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Honey badger do care.

Money - troops to fight terrorism, promote democracy, protest oil? Lots and lots. Money, help, attention, to save 800,000 people from starvation? Not much.

"Temperatures are rising."

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

Marooned Painter