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'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Happy hour.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

Sinking Sand

Unicorn in the Woods

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Fresh pepper?"

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Following this brief financial report, there will be a buffet for you to enjoy.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'I don't want this romantic day to end either, Darla, but I keep worrying I might miss tonight's midnight buffet!'

All You Can Eat

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'