Buffet Challenger Gifts

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

Sinking Sand

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

PIG OUR Buffet...All you can eat served in a trough!

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Bowl Games.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'