Buffet Adventurer Gifts

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Barbeque Casualty.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Platter confusion.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

Decaying corpse