Beaver Believer Gifts

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

Ghost School.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Beaver tower

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

Sermon on the Grounds...

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

Family Portrait

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

It looks like wood, but it's actually vinyl siding.

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

'Honey, I'm home!'

Notre Dam

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Ray Charles

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"