Beaver Believer Mugs

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

Ghost School.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Modern Beaver Dam.

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Family Portrait

"There's men for you: here today, gone today!"

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

'Honey, I'm home!'

Due to rising fuel prices and tired of dodging kickback, Fred tries an alternative method of cutting firewood.

Notre Dam

'Hank, Barry just said his first word: Dam!'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"