Animal Soulmate Believer Gifts

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"You're not a goat person?"

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Rabbits popping out of holes on a hillside.

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Matches Made in Heaven

Dog collars.

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Doggy Heaven

"I was a very good boy!"

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'