Animal Soulmate Believer Gifts

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Dog Nightmares

"I heard they mate for life."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Man with broken leg in cast.

'The dog doesn't like fishing so I'm taking the cat.'

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"You're not a goat person?"

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

Matches Made in Heaven

Rabbits popping out of holes on a hillside.

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'Miss Allen, have we scheduled a blessing of the animals?'

Dog collars.

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

"Of course there's a god... who do you think feeds us every day?"

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

Doggy Heaven

"I was a very good boy!"

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'. . . so the redhead's my new soul mate.'