Soulmate Belief Gifts

"Donald and I weren't made for each other, but we've never met the people we are made for."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"I heard they mate for life."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Man with broken leg in cast.

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

"I donut know what I'd do without him."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

Playing Footsies.

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Golfer couple just married

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

'Why am I so depressed? Because I'm so enlightened, that's why!'

Middle-Of-Life Choices

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

'Yon lad's got a chip on his shoulder.' 'Aye, he's certainly a messy eater.'

We had the dirt delivered this morning. They said, 'It was the best birthday present ever!'.

Matches Made in Heaven

"Love is easy to find. I'm looking for someone to talk Battlestar Galactica with."

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

'I'm an Earth sign and Clive is a Water sign. Together we make mud.'

Euros final

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

'Granted, you're his best friend, but he and I are soul mates.'

"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."

'You can have custody of the kids as long as I get custody of the money!'

'. . . so the redhead's my new soul mate.'

'I've found my soul mate: the ex-girlfriend of the man I used to date.'

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."