Bonding Devotee Gifts

Who's the daddy!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Thomas Hardy

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Bonk!"

You're the olive in my martini

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Olympic Torch Training

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"She died doing what she loved."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Thriller of the Week

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"