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Who's the daddy!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Bonk!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

You're the olive in my martini

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Olympic Torch Training

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

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'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"She died doing what she loved."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

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