Bond Lover Gifts

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"Dugan is our new specialist in floating rate bonds."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Electric Blanket.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

Pink Floyd.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

Daniel Craig.

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

Angie Goff

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Rugby golden oldies.

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

A Close Call

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Inside a trader's brain.

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"