Bondage Book Club Gifts

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The World's Biggest Book Club

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Book Lovers in Richmond

50 Year Celebrations.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

Women who Read Too Much

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Bookworm group

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Dog Book Club

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."