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Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Book Lovers in Richmond

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Women who Read Too Much

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Bookworm group

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Dog Book Club