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Sado-masochists reading in bed.

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

'Anything else need tying up?'

'Good grief, it's not Thursday already, is it?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

D.I.Y with dad.

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Medical Supplies

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"If you need anything just wink."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'