Bondage Gifts

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

'Anything else need tying up?'

'Good grief, it's not Thursday already, is it?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

World Cup Fever

D.I.Y with dad.

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Medical Supplies

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

"If you need anything just wink."

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'