Bondage Beginner Gifts

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Treble

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Medical Supplies

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"If you need anything just wink."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

Daniel Craig.

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'We may as well make use of you.'

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'