Bondage Beginner Prints

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Treble

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

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Medical Supplies

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"If you need anything just wink."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'We may as well make use of you.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"