Bondage Beginners Prints

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

D.I.Y with dad.

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

Medical Supplies

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"If you need anything just wink."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'