Bandage Enthusiast Prints

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

"If you need anything just wink."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"Another bad night then?"

'The good news is...he landed on his head.'

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

"The jury will love this."

'We may as well make use of you.'

Carbon Dating Agency

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Every bone in my body aches!"

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Medical Supplies

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Minor Surgery

'Anything else need tying up?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

It's from your private medical insurance.