Bandage Entertainer Prints

'I suggest you refrain from reaching into your untamed bird's cage in the future.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

World Cup Fever

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Medical Supplies

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"If you need anything just wink."

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'We may as well make use of you.'

'Anything else need tying up?'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

Minor Surgery

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

It's from your private medical insurance.

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

'Never, Ever...assume anything is free when you visit a hospital.'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'