Accidental Bandage Artist Prints

You will soon learn how to put on bandages.

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

World Cup Fever

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

Medical Supplies

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"If you need anything just wink."

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Minor Surgery

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

'We may as well make use of you.'

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

It's from your private medical insurance.

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

"Now he decides to start work on the crazy paving."

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

Carbon Dating Agency

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

'Well, a quick yank didn't work, either. Let's get you some lower tack bandages.'

'How's Mr. lazy bones today?'