Bandage Aficionado Prints

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Doctor - "Is that tender Mr McCready?"

"There's no response. Are you sure he's in there?"

Medical Supplies

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"If you need anything just wink."

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

'Talking to John always raises my self esteem. He's such a great listener!'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"I bit my tongue...but the bandages won't stick!"

Minor Surgery

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'You can see the Doctor now. Don't ask him anything too medical.'

"Harry... Looking good buddy!"

It's from your private medical insurance.

'Keep your eye on the screen, and if anything unexpected happens, push the button!'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'I found it in the Karma Sutra - it's an old Indian bondage trick.'

Carbon Dating Agency

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

'Good news. We've decided to give you the game ball.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'