Bandage Connoisseurs T-Shirts

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

'No.... My cat doesn't like being given pills either...'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

Medical Supplies

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"If you need anything just wink."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Any reason why I can't keep him in that cast?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

Minor Surgery

'Anything else need tying up?'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

'We may as well make use of you.'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"If your tie's too big I can always take it back."

"Sheets and pillowcases, Franz, we're selling sheets and pillowcases!. . ."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"Are you in there, Mr Elkins?"

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."