Family Bond Booster Prints

"This says Hispanics tend to shop together as a family."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Model Building

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

Three happy men

"I bet you miss your brother."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

The gift of a family Christmas

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

'I can't take the stress test next week. I have to go to the pool with my grandson and show him how to do a one-and-a-half gainer of the high diving board.'