Family Bond Booster Prints

"This says Hispanics tend to shop together as a family."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Model Building

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Love for the family

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"I bet you miss your brother."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

Three happy men

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

The gift of a family Christmas

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Remember, technically, it's not lying if you tell your mother I was teaching you how to drive."

Gracie tries to put an angel tree-topper on but falls off and Papi catches her.

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"