Family Bondsman Pillows

Model Building

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Three happy men

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"I bet you miss your brother."

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

The gift of a family Christmas

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

A Close Call

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

'Today's session will be on bail bondsmen.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."

'Is this a bad time to discuss the birds and the bees.'