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Model Building

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

Love for the family

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I bet you miss your brother."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

Three happy men

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

The gift of a family Christmas

"Once upon a time...long ago...before TV..."

A Close Call

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

The Battle of Life - Part the First

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"Aw, c'mon, dad. You know how I hat to see that look of separation anxiety on your face."

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

'I just retired from politics to spend more time with my children -- are you my children?'

'Is this a bad time to discuss the birds and the bees.'

Diplomacy - Junior grade: 'I'll never be Albert Einstein, Dad, but I'll always be your friend.'

"Gracie, no matter how smart-pants you are...I still love you."