Childhood Activities Mugs

"You have to let other people into your life."

'Separate bills please.'

'Can Bert come out to play?'

Hopscotch

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Santa Claus's Mail

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Little league world series of poker.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tree house.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."