Children's Activities Mugs

One of the Dangers of Childhood Obesity

'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Skeleton at the End of Hop-Scotch.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'If anything happens, Janice, I love you.'

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Tagliatelle

'I made the team, Mom, and so did you! I volunteered you for team driver.'

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football

Fat Kid 27- Makes a slug

Leapfrog with Hunchback

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'

25¢ Ride the Pony

What do you want for Christmas?

'Let's make this an interactive experience. Come help with the dishes.'

Lemonade and Etrogade Stalls

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Bookworm Sleepover

Maypole

"Come Kitty, play with me in my sandbox!" "Clumping or non-clumping?"

Face painting - children have no faces

Remote Control Duck

Santa Claus's Mail

The gold fish at Hampton Court

'Mom's weird -- she lets us play in the mud, but she won't let us watch dirty movies.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Man sees stand with kittens with sign, 'Free or best offer'.

Trampoline

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

'Could you direct me to the balloon animal enclosure?'