Children's Events Mugs

Boy unwell from eating cake decorations

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'It was a great party. They took Mrs Huntz to the hospital.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Football Fans

Wildlife

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"