Children's Events Pillows

Boy unwell from eating cake decorations

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'It was a great party. They took Mrs Huntz to the hospital.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Wildlife

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'