Fatherhood Fun Pillows

Father's Day

"No wonder he won't stop crying. That's the wrong end, you idiot."

'I'm a house-husband.'

Mix up on the maternity ward.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

'It's okay if you don't hug me, dad.'

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

My daughter is a teenager. Her name is Kathrine. This is spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'He has your nose and my ears.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"WHich one is mine?"

Growth Charts

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

My daddy ate my homework

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

A man and baby wearing bibs

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."