Fatherhood Fun Gifts

Father's Day

"No wonder he won't stop crying. That's the wrong end, you idiot."

'I'm a house-husband.'

Mix up on the maternity ward.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'."

'It's okay if you don't hug me, dad.'

Baby gets blame for father letting off a fart.

My daughter is a teenager. Her name is Kathrine. This is spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'He has your nose and my ears.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Growth Charts

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

My daddy ate my homework

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Which one is yours?"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."

"He looks so much like his dad."

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