Fun With Kids T-Shirts

"Alright, kids. Who wants to hear a scary living story?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Little league world series of poker.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little doctor.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'It's baseball season!'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"Ah...here they are!"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Ready Mum?'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

The Family Joules: Part 5

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Circus Act

Crane Game. Ball Game.

The Perfect Cannonball

Snowman

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'