Family Fun Pillows

'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"I see your mom really gets into April Fools Day."

"Have you seen my bowling ball?"

'I rode Rover in so I wouldn't track up the floor.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

'What are you buying me for Christmas, Dad?'

'No. This isn't my new sparring partner - this is my mother!'

Gotcha Dad!

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Great! Now do behind my ears!'

'So; come up with any bright remarks lately?'

'If we're going to make this one look like Daddy, we'll need a bigger carrot.'

"I told you not to bump your sister so hard"

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'Every time one of my grandkids pulls my finger, I break wind.'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'Hey, Max... Want me to show you how to make water balloons?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'You're lucky you're too old to be grounded, Dad.'

Domestic Harmony.

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Good news, Dad. Remember when you said you'd give me $50 if I got an 'A' on my algebra test?"

"Ah...here they are!"

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Skateboard

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Father Gander

"Gracie, please don't eat me. I...want to...live."

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"