Fun-filled Family Pillows

Kid cleaning balding head.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Happy Turkey Day!

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

A child interrupting family prayers

"It's his emotional support animal."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"