Fun-filled Family Mugs

Kid cleaning balding head.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"It's his emotional support animal."

A child interrupting family prayers

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Happy Turkey Day!

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool