Modern Family Fun Pillows

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'She's just great with the children.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Ready Mum?'

"Ah...here they are!"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

Skateboard

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Son burying his dad in sand

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos