Modern Family Fun Pillows

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'She's just great with the children.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Ready Mum?'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Ah...here they are!"

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Skateboard

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

Son burying his dad in sand

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'