Family Fun Time Pillows

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Haircuts

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Office pics on dinner table.