Playing With Toys T-Shirts

'I can change! I swear!'

Lego Haircut

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

Future garbage truck driver.

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Children.

"Still want a drink of water, son?"

'Out of action man.'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Dollphins

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

Tub Toys!

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

"Hey, you. No diving!"

Children's Imagination

"Wanna play doctor?"

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"This dog has wheels!"

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Shootout at the Soapy Canal

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'I like him. He's a good listener.'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Soap Recovery Ship

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"