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'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

GPs told to remove toys from waiting room.

"It'll take him that long to finish it!"

A boy holding a fish balloon

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

The Hobby Store

That one has all the batteries!

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"That'll be five bucks."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Jr. cloning kit

Rocking horse

Surf Casting

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."