Children's Toys Mugs

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

GPs told to remove toys from waiting room.

"It'll take him that long to finish it!"

A boy holding a fish balloon

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Surf Casting

"That'll be five bucks."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Jr. cloning kit

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

Rocking horse

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

The Hobby Store

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Future garbage truck driver.

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.