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"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."

Constructing your own prison!

Gracie's baby toys.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"That'll be five bucks."

Jr. cloning kit

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Child driving a toy car

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'At lone at last.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Rocking Horse

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."