Easy Meals Pillows

Woman watching cookery show as she waits for her microwave meal to cook.

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Please don't kill me."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

Soup Surprise

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Soup

Brunch for Cows

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

'What kind of...'

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'I know you're in a hurry, so I ran all the leftovers through the blender.'

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

"Twelve-oh-six—time to be heading back!"

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."

"Snowflake, quit eyeballing me!"